Death by food

Everyday, you should try to live a little bit of your life, like you may not be here tomorrow. I don't want to die tomorrow knowing I could have had a piece of cake tonight. Now, you could argue that this could apply to working out. As I'm writing this, I'm currently at the gym on a friday night. I realized that if I were to kick the bucket tomorrow, I'd be dying sore and tired! And really, who wants that? You should want to die full! When the coroner cuts you open, the whole room should smell like potato wedges or bacon. Because only when we face Death in the eye and with a fork in our mouth can we say we truly have lived. Love, pffft, what's that? Girls come, break your heart and go. Relationships, please! All that is, is just complications in an already busy life. Nope, if your gonna die, I say do it from overeating. Trust me, your stomach will thank me later.